I wouldn't open the door for that psycho either!
A squirrel was snacking on fermented pumpkins and got drunk.
This is what happens when you drink too much before the ceremony.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
Whatever this guy is on its hard to imagine he was able to drive. Some people will drive their cars no matter what. Damn!
More drunk people knocking each other out by having a slap contest. Rule of thumb, don't play with the guy that is twice your size.
Someone had one too many at the airport bar.
Nice and quick way to get a buzz!
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
The bride doesn't look very happy right before that drunk woman destroys her wedding.