Drinking affects your balance.
How in dafuq does that happen???
A squirrel was snacking on fermented pumpkins and got drunk.
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
Be careful what you wish for tough guy...
He shoots it right into her face...
When I was a kid we used to just sneak a few beers. Now kids are using vodka soaked tampons to get drunk...lol Times have changed!
It's not a good idea to do tricks on your skateboard after a few beers.
Dont try to fly an airplane when your drunk.