A really drunk sorority girl in the bathroom.
Did he really think he could chug a bottle of ranch dressing? FAIL
Slippin...fallin...can't get up.
Did he think nobody would notice?
This is what news would be like if the reporters drank.
Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
These guys are so wasted they can't stay on their feet. There's no way that...
This dingbat snorts a shot of tequila through his nose, no salt or lime...