This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
The door breaks down on top of him while he is puking in the bathroom.
Could be a drunk psycho or a chance to get laid?
These guys are brilliant. Great way to lose an eye.
He didn't make it very far.
This happened in my home state. A couple underage kids were drunk from a concert earlier in the day and one of them decided to ride the rail up the escalator but lost his balance.
This guy is passed out so his buddies decide to tie a string of firecrackers to his foot and set them off.
I'm going to serenade all you...or not.
He's so drunk that a spit wad can knock him over.