Drunk guy leaves the stadium but wants back in. Kicking the door is not going to work. He gets whats coming to him.
Some poor guy gets creamed by a drunk driver. Thats why you look both ways.
Anyone want to donate a liver to this guy?
This kid is so hammered he manages to knock himself out on a hand dryer.
This cop was lucky he was not hurt. The driver pulled out a gun and shot at his head. The cop returned fire and sent the guy crashing into a phone pole.
This guy is hammered and cant ride his bike.
OMG its a beached whale! This woman had way too many Corona's while at the beach, now she cant get even herself out of the ocean.
This is what news would be like if the reporters drank.
According to a Russian newspaper this guy was drunk when he crashed his motorcycle and somehow managed to survive that terrible crash.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.