This is a triple fail. He wrecks his motorcycle. He wrecks his motorcycle in front of a hot chick. He wrecks his motorcycle while drunk with a cop across the street.
This chick is wacked out on wisdom teeth drugs.
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
Everything was going fine until she joined in.
Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a shortcut...
The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
This Santa is absolutely hammered! Must have had too much spiked eggnog.
They hit the catnip a little too hard or it was laced with something...lol
It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
When I was a kid we used to just sneak a few beers. Now kids are using vodka soaked tampons to get drunk...lol Times have changed!