Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
This is what news would be like if the reporters drank.
A Drunk Night cant change the facts.
Making Noise. This drunk chick smashes a reported with her bag at the night club.
This guy is hammered and cant ride his bike.
This redneck drives his tractor while very drunk.
He'll have a pretty good hangover in the morning.
He didn't make it very far.