It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
Don't start a fight you can't finish.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
A Cowboys fan and a Chargers fan each get a bottle smashed over their head. Also a dramatic bystander almost loses his arm!
This guy enjoys every last kernel of his popcorn.
After getting hit in the head playfully with a sledgehammer the guy starts to get pissed and knocks his buddy out.
Every wedding has one of these guys.
This is what happens when you have your drunk buddy assist you in a flaming shot.
I will be trying this next time i'm playing Frisbee!
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.