This is what news would be like if the reporters drank.
Now you see him, now you don't.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
I wonder how much that drink cost?
Manatees get thirsty too!
The guy filming called it!
Just trying to water her roses in this heat wave when all of a sudden...
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it tumbles along with her.