Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a shortcut...
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and disrupted play. The football dads took matters into their own hands!
This is why booze and skateboarding do not mix.
This drunk dude accidently shoots himself in the head with a flare gun.
He thought those tracks were abandoned.
The dog was getting it on with this drunk girl.
This kid is so hammered he manages to knock himself out on a wall hand dryer.
He got shammed and a dog pwns him..lol