Even though the cop is trying to keep a straight face he's still going to jail.
He don't have much time left on this earth...
Some poor guy gets creamed by a drunk driver. Thats why you look both ways.
This is what news would be like if the reporters drank.
More drunk people knocking each other out by having a slap contest. Rule of thumb, don't play with the guy that is twice your size.
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
This drunk dude accidently shoots himself in the head with a flare gun.
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
Jack is whacked out of his mind after getting his wisdom teeth removed. I want what he had!
Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a shortcut...