Don't start a fight you can't finish.
Some poor guy gets creamed by a drunk driver. Thats why you look both ways.
Someone get this dog a damn bowl of water!
The dog was getting it on with this drunk girl.
He better start popping the Tylenol.
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
Those are some great friends to let their drunk buddy jump through a glass window.
Who doesn't like a video with wet girls?
This snake is up for sale. Only $50,000 lol