If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're going to get knocked the f*ck out!
Basketball and Beer Pong dont mix. Its a good way to destroy your table though!
This Santa is absolutely hammered! Must have had too much spiked eggnog.
The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
Don't drink and drive. The driver of the Ferrari blew right through the red light.
Don't start a fight you can't finish.
OMG its a beached whale! This woman had way too many Corona's while at the beach, now she cant get even herself out of the ocean.
This is probably one of the worst road side accidents I have seen. ouch!