Just trying to water her roses in this heat wave when all of a sudden...
Some poor guy gets creamed by a drunk driver. Thats why you look both ways.
I will be trying this next time i'm playing Frisbee!
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
Getting drunk and trying to ride a horse is not a good idea. Friends don't let friends drink and ride.
Maybe your girl would like a dick inside her? Oops, I mean a Dickens Cider!!!
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
Someone get this guy a coffee!
After getting hit in the head playfully with a sledgehammer the guy starts to get pissed and knocks his buddy out.