It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
This guy purchased a 20 year old bottle of Crystal Pepsi (The Clear Soda) from ebay for $80 to celebrate 20 years since this amazing soft drink of the early 90's was pulled off the store shelves for good back in 1993. He enjoyed the drink but his stomach did not!
This guy is hammered and cant ride his bike.
A Cowboys fan and a Chargers fan each get a bottle smashed over their head. Also a dramatic bystander almost loses his arm!
A Drunk Night cant change the facts.
OMG its a beached whale! This woman had way too many Corona's while at the beach, now she cant get even herself out of the ocean.
A funny Milk spoof of the Bud Light wassup commercial.
Russian designated driver.
This is how you tell if someone has had to much to drink.