Not a single f*ck was given that day.
He would get them himself but he don't have thumbs.
Pulling teeth like a boss.
hmmm Yes, Sounds like Chewbacca this dog does.
WTF is going on over in China? Animals selling animals!
I suddenly hate my pet goldfish.
There's a stranger in my house!
Wanna go for a walk? I mean have a bath. Tease!