At homecoming this kid thought it would be a good idea to whip out a giant dildo while the girl he's walking with gets on her knees and praises him. The teachers were not impressed.
It's a duel to the death and this kid is wielding a 7 pound dildo as a weapon.
Someone's too embarrassed to pick it up.
Junior, that's not a toy you should be playing with. If you only knew where that had been...lol
Johnny Knoxville is skilled with a dildo.
I bet you never thought a bunch of dildos falling could be so mesmerizing.
He clearly was not impressed.
Nobody wants to admit it's theirs...lol
Sorry Ken, you just suck.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!