This is one way to really piss off your teacher!
Perfect time for a snooze.
This new pedicure is the latest craze. Tiny fish eat the dead skin off your feet.
The dead guy is going to pull through?
A sperm whale explodes from natural causes.
Any kid that comes across a dead tree in the forest will always try to knock it over. He just gets unlucky.
Ever feel like this when your iPhone reaches 1% battery?
Dont shoot at cops unless you want to be gunned down!