Next time leave it to the professionals.
After cutting watermelon after watermelon you develop skills!
How come I never thought of doing that?
Comedian, Magician and Ventriloquist, ANDY GROSS does an amazing hilarious magic trick / scare / prank. He actually cuts himself in half and scares people with his famous, "SPLIT MAN" illusion.
Check out this bad ass chainsaw powered by a V8 engine.
Watch these dudes slice and dice, stab, shank, cut, eviscerate, and mangle stuff with all sorts of knives. It gets graphic.
A silly dog trying to reach the branches 30 feet above after the neighbor cut the tree.
She may be a hot chick but she sure has some balls to do this!
He's going to need a hospital.