Would you run your fingers into the saw like this guy does? He believes in his invention.
How come I never thought of doing that?
Scissors don't exist in the Amazon so the locals just use Piranhas.
Comedian, Magician and Ventriloquist, ANDY GROSS does an amazing hilarious magic trick / scare / prank. He actually cuts himself in half and scares people with his famous, "SPLIT MAN" illusion.
That's what happens when you try to cut everybody.
If you want to cut in line, then you're going to have to apologize to the whole damn plane for your actions!
Dude's forehead just opened up. He'll need a handful of stitches for that one!
He can use the wood from the tree to build himself a new house.
Next time don't park where the tree could fall.
Next time leave it to the professionals.