This poor guy gets crushed in an accident.
This roller blader gets his nuts crushed when he comes down hard on them.
This weightlifter gets his ribs absolutly crushed under these weights.
He'll be in a full body cast for a couple months.
Now if it only gave you 5 cents for every can...
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
Yet another lucky guy almost crushed by an out of control bus. The car that got rear-ended wasn't so lucky!