Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
Yet another lucky guy almost crushed by an out of control bus. The car that got rear-ended wasn't so lucky!
OMG He will never have kids after that. Those nuts just got crushed!
This poor guy gets crushed in an accident.
This roller blader gets his nuts crushed when he comes down hard on them.
This weightlifter gets his ribs absolutly crushed under these weights.