Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
Was that luck or divine intervention?
Arnold has a tank and wants to crush anything and everything with you.
He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
That was such a bad idea. Why not use dynamite?
Now if it only gave you 5 cents for every can...
This might be one of the best, most devastating blocks in college football history.
This is why you shouldn't go that close to the beach with your boat.