If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
Was that luck or divine intervention?
He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
Now if it only gave you 5 cents for every can...
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
Yet another lucky guy almost crushed by an out of control bus. The car that got rear-ended wasn't so lucky!
This roller blader gets his nuts crushed when he comes down hard on them.