If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
Was that luck or divine intervention?
He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
Now if it only gave you 5 cents for every can...
This might be one of the best, most devastating blocks in college football history.
This is why you shouldn't go that close to the beach with your boat.
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.