Now if it only gave you 5 cents for every can...
If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
This looks like an Indiana Jones race with boobie traps! Where the hell did that come from?
This is why you shouldn't go that close to the beach with your boat.
He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
Was that luck or divine intervention?
He'll be in a full body cast for a couple months.
This roller blader gets his nuts crushed when he comes down hard on them.