No more sailing for the day...
It goes straight to China!
Whenever you see a car in flames it's usually a good idea to get the hell away.
You should beavery careful when approaching a beaver because they don't give a dam. See what I did there?
That guy must have been ready to piss his pants.
Evidently this dog don't like kisses.
A massive blue whale pays a visit to a kayaker just strolling by.
This dude set his gamer tag to "Xbox Sign Out" so that every time someone says his name on the Xbox One they get signed out. Genius Troll
This kid's mom threatens to call the cops on for walking out of the restaurant with a cup.
Feel like arguing with someone? Call the gangster party line.