One of the chicken wing eating contestants was jealous that he lost, so he pantsed the winner and got knocked out for it.
Hmm, what kind of fish will he catch with fried chicken???
Thank goodness that bird has matrix style reflexes.
He's getting the hell out of there.
How do you pass out with a chicken nugget in your mouth?
Get down with the Techo Chicken! WTF
He's laughing because he just woke you up.
I bet you'll never guess.
Someone needs to tell this confused goat that he's not a chicken.