Should have gotten him a different card for his birthday.
This cat is possessed by the devil himself!
The force is strong in that one.
Slap me and I'll slap you.
There is nowhere this can't go for his toy. Look at those skills!
Beware of what lurks under your bed...
And not a single f*ck was given that day!
Did you know cats can have the sleep disorder narcolepsy? Well this little guy does!
Cats just don't give a f*ck!