Oh look a wave, wait that's a car. Get out of the way!
You could get a headache.
Don't overflow your gas tank!
Just when you thought woman drivers couldn't get any stupider...
Boom, going to need a new rim now.
Dad, you're missing something...
You're the only one in the parking lot. How did you not see that?
Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!