When nobody is there to help you unload you need to take matters into your own hands.
He'll need a change of underwear after that close call.
Here's a compilation of some idiots trying to jump moving cars.
Don't quit your day job...A stuntman is not your calling.
Dad, you're missing something...
Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!
Hope he didn't just wash his car!
Next time try passing on the left instead.
Is she wearing a Snuggie???