Guy in the background: "well if he falls against my car he's gunna fuckin ride her off!"
He would have never know what hit him. He was a lucky man that day.
Dad, you're missing something...
I think this guy was expecting a smoother ride.
He's lucky he walked away with only a broken jaw.
Step 1: Get a bunch of idiots together. Step 2: Get lots of diet coke and mentos. Step 3: Trash the inside of your car. Step 4: Enter a car wash with the sunroof and windows wide open.
Next time try passing on the left instead.
When the Autobots aren't battling the Decepticons they need to make a living somehow.
Screw that, why even bother. Gonna be just as hard to get out of there.