How do women constantly do this?
That's what you get for trying to cut through everyone. She never had a chance.
Cross walks are dangerous. Time to file a nice insurance claim!
When speeding cars hit Chuck Norris Junior, they bounce off him.
If you're going to drive slow, do it in the right lane.
Or else this could happen to you.
A T line was out of service because the wires above collapsed. An unsuspecting car drove right into those wires without warning.
Those crazy Russians are at it again.
Dude even power washes with the doors open!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.