All he hears now is a constant ringing because his eardrums and shot!
Time to replace every single window in the house.
Here's a great way to blow yourself up. Wait for it...
Anybody was some free shirts? Nevermind...
Now that's what you call a "god damn hand cannon".
Scientists don't mess around when playing pranks! Damn that's gotta hurt.
Is there anything the iPhone cant do?