This guy almost ended up a snack for Jaws.
He got what he asked for.
Not the best spot to lay in the sun.
Some retard calls the record store looking for a certain song.
The 911 call from Tom Brady's car accident last week has just been leaked to the internet.
This guy was expecting something a little better for what he paid.
Grandma is raking in the kills.
Little did this paddleboarder know, he almost became shark bait!
He'll need a change of underwear after that close call.