It's safe to say that he probably didn't get laid that night.
This is why you always need to check underneath public toilet seats!
Perhaps you should clean your ears more then once a year...
A spider crawled down my monitor so I decided to give him a Dubstep ride he'll never forget.
Hundreds of users are reporting bad disc drives in the new Xbox One. Has anyone else come across this?
Damn that's pretty nasty. Imagine if you had one of those inside of you. It's a horse hair worm.
A little boy lets a cicada crawl all over his face and enter his mouth. Mom looks on while the cicada is hanging off his tongue.
Just as he was starting to do his report a bug flew into his mouth.
We can't live forever...or can we?