Did someone chop off his balls?
If you ever need to break your back, just hop onto a trampoline and fail at your flips.
How in the hell did he manage to do that?
PRO TIP: If you have one broken arm already, don't arm wrestle with your other arm.
You can't even leave trash in your garage or they will find it!
This ride was made for little kids, not some teenagers trying to spin into oblivion.
Did he use excessive force?
An amusement park ride falls apart with people riding it.
Now that's how it's done!