I give it another mile before the mattress lands on the moon. Must be a woman...
Throw away your peeler because you wont need it any longer.
Where the f*ck did he come from?!
This is the quickest way to get out any car engine.
This kid wanted to make a statement to his boss when he quit, so...
This dude is king at the grocery store.
This lucky employee gets to shoot his boss with an AK-47!
This dog takes his job seriously.