I would say she is pretty close...
Is this what goes on inside your heads while we do our work?
Her boyfriend totally freaks out!
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and...
That is one huge rope swing to FAIL on.
Blonde fail at its best. How did she ever graduate?
Maybe if she got off the phone she could park a little better?
That's a good way to lose all your hair.