Would you keep your cool or crap your pants?
It's a battle of who's going to swing first.
When this guy can't find his buddies he just cracks open a soda.
It's not racist if a black guy made the video right?
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.
If you thought this guy's interview from earlier today was hilarious then you will get a kick out of the 911 recording that was just released.
He hates photo's but is quite photogenic.
Faith in humanity = lost.
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
Black women always give the best interviews!