Faith in humanity = lost.
This dude thinks he got punched...lol
Just as he was starting to do his report a bug flew into his mouth.
He was resisting arrest and she was PMSing.
Hit me motherf**ker! She eventually got what she wanted.
Perhaps he was trying to set the world record for fails?
Hmm, what kind of fish will he catch with fried chicken???
You couldn't pay me enough to go to the stores on Black Friday!!!