You're going to have to do better if you want to impress this bird.
There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
Oh man this looks awesome!
Good job horrifying the kids...
How angry would you be if this happened to you?
Watch a blue heron attack and swallow a live gopher whole!
Unless you have a shield...
That's what you get for trying to poop on him.
Stability at all times with magic body control!