This persons roof was infested with hundreds of bats. Guano!
He was trying to catch the sunset when a seagull swooped in.
I'm a bird mother...f'er.
How do you prefer your pigeon? I like mine roasted. I think this one might be a bit overdone though!
Sounds like a pretty interesting conversation.
Look at the squirrel god damn it!!!
WOW, next time you see an eagle circling overhead you better rush to your kids! They've been known to snatch up small goats and as you will see; small kids too. WTF