I'm a bird mother...f'er.
After listening to some dubstep for a few days this bird can drop beats like Skrillex.
He tried to do something nice and it backfired.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
Squirrels always find a way onto bird feeders. Nothing stops them.
WOW, next time you see an eagle circling overhead you better rush to your kids! They've been known to snatch up small goats and as you will see; small kids too. WTF
Look at the squirrel god damn it!!!
If birds like to land on your car to do their business you may want to invest in this device!