The only time you need to get up is when the keg needs to be changed.
Maybe this clown should think about stealing a belt or some smaller pants first.
This is what the internet was created for...WTF
Well that escalated quickly...
Nice and quick way to get a buzz!
A cop tries to tell a physics major he's over the legal limit after a breathalyzer test and gets schooled in some basic math. FAIL COP!
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
This dude is seconds away from getting knocked out on the kiss cam.
Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.