Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
This is what the internet was created for...WTF
Bud Light makes the best f***ing beer commercials!
The only time you need to get up is when the keg needs to be changed.
Here's a Guinness commercial that didn't make it on TV for obvious reasons.
Rookie drinker downs a huge beer funnel, then passes out, then almost dies.
A drunk fan take a tumble down the seats and spills his beer.
He shoots it right into her face...
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0