No need for toys. Just give a pair of twins a couple rubber bands.
Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
The Dread Crew of Oddwood is a pirate themed band that blends Heavy Metal, Celtic Folk, and Progressive Rock with a unique acoustic instrumentation to proclaim a new genre: Heavy Mahogany.
Is that an electric guitar?
I think it's time to quit the band...
Oops, did I label this video wrong?
Sadly, they all perished in the fire. This video was found among the wasteland that was once their dorm room.