Time to visit your local sporting goods store.
Did someone chop off his balls?
The classic wooden spoon prank with a twist!
Whaaaa? I could hang out with this goat all day long!
The pitcher could give two f*cks.
Boom Nutshot and Headshot!!!
Ping pong ball with angled pinhole is immersed in liquid nitrogen and allowed to spin.
Someone better teach this kid how the world works.