Instead of showing off...just kick the ball into the goal!
Just because you're a little chunky doesn't mean you aint got game!
If you're going to get fancy then at least catch the damn ball.
Boom Nutshot and Headshot!!!
Ouch, that's going to leave a mark!
When you get bored, just call up a bunch of your friends and run into each other with huge rubber balls.
Whaaaa? I could hang out with this goat all day long!
I can feel that through my monitor.
This chick is knocked out cold when they collide with exercise balls.