Fishing poles are for pussies, this is how real men fish for huge tarpon in the ocean.
What should you do if a Sloth wants to attack you? Walk away...
Don't try to vacuum the rug when daisy is around.
Don't try to paddle through a herd of manatees.
WOW, next time you see an eagle circling overhead you better rush to your kids! They've been known to snatch up small goats and as you will see; small kids too. WTF
Don't piss off other drivers in Australia!
Ever wonder what your pets do to your Christmas tree when you leave?
Keep poking and prodding the crocs and you'll get whats coming to you.
Remember the Excited Nintendo 64 Kid? Someone made an animation using that audio.
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.