The cat prefers the drive to stay closed.
Watch what happens with my dog whenever the Geico Woodchuck commercial appears on TV.
Owls are a beautiful and viscous predator!
Is this what the end of the world looks like?
A friendly prank almost got him killed by his own buddy.
Time to get the hell outta here!
Fishing poles are for pussies, this is how real men fish for huge tarpon in the ocean.
What should you do if a Sloth wants to attack you? Walk away...
Don't try to vacuum the rug when daisy is around.
Don't try to paddle through a herd of manatees.