They wait for you to turn your back before they strike.
Dont mess with this bear or you will get your ass kicked! Kung Fu Bear to the rescue.
There is nowhere this can't go for his toy. Look at those skills!
There is a ninja cat inside this box. If you get too close you will get karate chopped.
WTF Dude, omg dude, you almost got rabies dude.
Someone slip this kitten a sleeping pill?
The nyan cat song can be played to anything, even a bunch of indians doing a cool looking dance.