Don't ever leave food around if your in bear country because they will smell it out no matter what!
Shut that damn thing off!
Unless you want cooked baby for dinner.
What if you woke up and you were half dog half man?
You might want to think about investing in a humidifier.
WARNING: GRAPHIC - Snapping Turtles gotta eat too ya know.
I'm not sure this was the best thing to teach your dog.
Opposable thumbs are overrated!